you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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