To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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