So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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