There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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