Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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