i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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