Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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