Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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