are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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