i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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