Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
