Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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