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  Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?

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• And a happy new year, ya filthy animal.

  Submitted by ahyeah on Dec 25, 11 at 12:00pm

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• I would have said before. Gives the Merry Christmas more impact. The other probably better option would be to keep your mouth shut.

  Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Dec 25, 11 at 11:48am

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• Before!

  Submitted by crayonempire23 on Dec 25, 11 at 12:04pm

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• Both after "Your boyfriend and I are dirty whores"

  Submitted by roflbox on Dec 25, 11 at 12:05pm

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• I would say after you secured hospital transportation and before merry christmas

  Submitted by tatteredtorn on Dec 25, 11 at 11:39pm

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• Before!

  Submitted by decal1031 on Dec 25, 11 at 2:01pm

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• The line right before "Merry Christmas bitch"

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 25, 11 at 3:47pm

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• definitely before!!

  Submitted by Lola7 on Dec 26, 11 at 4:49am

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• After

  Submitted by danimann123 on Dec 25, 11 at 1:29pm

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• Def after

  Submitted by pandavest32 on Dec 25, 11 at 11:06am

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• Just be thankful for your present

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 25, 11 at 10:48am

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• Before, definitely.

  Submitted by Bean24 on Dec 26, 11 at 8:16am

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• "Oh, I got you a present. Your boyfriend...blah blah..mass, bitch!" It just sounds more Christmassy.

  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 25, 11 at 8:56pm

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• Before. Def before.

  Submitted by ShadowHim on Dec 26, 11 at 11:48am

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• After.

  Submitted by CrashR6 on Dec 25, 11 at 10:50am

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• Def before

  Submitted by jamal0000007 on May 7, 14 at 11:16pm

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• god bless us..every one...Sept them two..there dirty disease ridden witchehores who need burning!

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 25, 11 at 3:35pm

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• I am going with after" I fucked your boyfriend merry Christmas bitch" just has such a nice ring

  Submitted by jonomckinnon on Dec 25, 11 at 5:32pm

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• Def before, but you should leave a brief pause for impact. Having a genuine smile while saying it would be a nice touch. Would giving her a sucker also be too 'over the top'? I dont think so...

  Submitted by feelthegirth on Dec 28, 11 at 2:23am

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• after

  Submitted by WApple on Dec 25, 11 at 1:32pm

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• but she didn't specifically say not to...

  Submitted by skeezer on Dec 26, 11 at 1:37am

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