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(910): View more from North Carolina

I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.

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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(954): View more from Florida

You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say

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(703): View more from Virginia

I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

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(208): View more from Idaho

It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."

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My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."

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(518): View more from New York

Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that

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(360): View more from Washington

You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.

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