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  No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.

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• Career advice for valets, on the next Dirty Jobs.

  Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 2, 11 at 11:44am

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• You are a cock tease and I hope that I never meet you.... Because you are too smart for your own good. The man who marrys you will have a ball and chain around his soul and one on his nuts for that matter. I will begin praying for his soul.immediately.

  Submitted by squints1987 on Dec 3, 11 at 5:01am

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  • Dont worry, I dont ever plan on getting married.

    Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:25am

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• initiative, girls :)

  Submitted by thebatman on Dec 3, 11 at 4:21am

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• Know where to get good x?

  Submitted by rtjacobson on Dec 2, 11 at 10:00pm

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• @rtjacobson haha you took the words right out of my mouth dude.

  Submitted by ThatStoner on Dec 2, 11 at 11:46pm

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• Ohhh Insomnia. So many good times there.

  Submitted by likeakite on Dec 6, 11 at 10:42pm

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• some of the best advice she has ever given me. And of COURSE we know where to get good x.

  Submitted by itsaproblem on Dec 3, 11 at 10:25pm

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  • Umm YEAH we do...and you should have taken my advice. It could have made for an extremely interesting weekend.

    Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 7, 11 at 6:23am

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• The thumbs up button win

  Submitted by contraclutch on Dec 2, 11 at 11:55am

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• I see confused teeth in your future...

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 2, 11 at 6:04pm

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