She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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