I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
