we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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