i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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