oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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