you guys were way drunker than both of me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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