ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
