my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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