D3 body, D1 cock
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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