: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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