just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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