Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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