Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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