Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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