For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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