Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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