1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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