My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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