i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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