Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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