If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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