I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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