I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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