Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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