My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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