Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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