so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Mom said you looked used
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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