If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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