Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
only if we run a train.
done.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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