Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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