Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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