now i know why i became what i already was.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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