At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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