Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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