I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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