I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
