You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
