i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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