so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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