You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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