he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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