doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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